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The Cubicle Collection
is a tribute to the overworked, under-caffeinated, emotionally bankrupt office warrior. Whether you’re climbing the corporate ladder or just trying to make it to lunch without rage-quitting, these candles are here to make your workspace slightly less soul-crushing.

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The Climax Collection
offers a blend of seductive florals and cozy musks. These candles don’t just smell good — they understand you. Whether you're hooking up, breaking down, or just avoiding texts under a weighted blanket, there's a candle here that gets the job done.

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The Throne Collection
is your emergency response team in wax form — a lineup of brutally honest, hilariously foul-mouthed candles made for life’s stinkiest moments. Whether you're masking a crime scene or making guests question their life choices, these candles do the dirty work so you don’t have to.

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The OG Collection
is a bold resurrection of the original candle names that had people saying, “You can’t sell that,” and us replying, “Watch us.” These are the scents that gave zero f***s and smelled incredible doing it — unhinged names, wildly indulgent fragrance blends, and the kind of candle you light when your mom’s not visiting.